Mercutio: Romeo, mah Bromeo, I love you man, but no homeo.
anytime a guy says “that’s what she said” always reply with “not to you”
life would be 99% better if the lord of the rings soundtrack played in the background
This shit better work
HAH I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM MY DAD TODAY OUT OF THE BLUE
what if we all got paper lolGUYS I REBLOGGED THIS LAST NIGHT AND I JUST GOT $150
I am not even kidding but I am reblogging this twice in a row because I just got $275.
Shit, this can’t hurt.